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Weirder things have happened.
If you wanna chat, drop me a line at colmd11. I won't bite.
If you wanna chat, drop me a line at colmd11. I won't bite.
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spoiler: the best scene in iron man 3 is where pepper sticks on some ac/dc and just starts headbanging the fuck out
(Source: robertdowneyjrsbitch, via creedofreapers)
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Hannah: So, Halloween costume, fem!grantaire. I'll curl my hair and sit in the corner being drunk and snarky. reallywhiteguy: How is that any different from normal? -
A two step guide to misery
1) compulsory maths course with three hour exam that must be passed
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I had just bought Brutal Legend, and I was loving every second of it. If people tell you that game wasn’t worth playing, do not listen to them. They do not see epic van murals every time they close their eyes; they do not understand awesomeness; they are terminally deficient in vitamin rock. It’s not perfect, but it is a fantastic experience, and you should be ashamed of yourself if you let a few less than stellar reviews stop you from playing 1980s High School Burnout: The Video Game.
But I digress.
I had just gotten a new super move — one that let me play a guitar solo to bring a flaming zeppelin down on my enemies — but I hadn’t used it yet. I’m no philistine: I don’t cough at the opera, I don’t wear white after Labor Day, and I don’t play my bitchin’ murderous magical guitar solos anywhere but on a lightning-ravaged mountaintop. After driving to the top of the largest, spikiest, most appropriately metal peak I could find, I got out of my hot rod and played the solo. As advertised, a giant burning zeppelin came screeching out of the sky and slammed into the ground, setting the world aflame. The screen inverted from the impact. Random colors spewed out in every direction. The whole image shook and swayed and went to static, then did that old school “powering down” blip. Everything went black. It was perfect.
I thought it was all part of the special effects for the super move.
It was not.
My TV, an old CRT model, had exploded right at the climax of the zeppelin crash. I had to drop $500 on an entirely new television that day, all because of one use of one super move in a single video game — and I wasn’t even mad about it. The timing was just too perfect. That appliance could’ve gone out while watching Judge Judy disapprove of somebody’s baby daddy, but no: It was the Viking funeral of televisions — it died showing me a flaming, screaming blimp explosion while electric guitars wailed on a mountain top. I hope I die half as metal.
"8 Amazing Video Game Moments That Happened by Accident; Robert Brockway (via hyperbali)
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One of us doesn’t belong here
i looked at this for so long before i realized that one of them was an eggplant
Not gonna lie. Took me a second.
(via mspandarew)
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i don’t say this lightly
i am literally crying i’ve watched this like 10 times
(Source: qbricks, via riceballhika)
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much like myself the new xbox is garbage, always online and cannot play video games
(via zetsubousaionji)
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why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
(Source: buttcaek, via sciencey-wiencey-z03)
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Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II Legolas: SON OF ARADOR Aragorn: Legolas stop Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN Boromir: is this really necessary Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I Gandalf: this could take a while Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT Elrond: good god man calm down Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II Frodo: *falls asleep* Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL Gimli: this is ridiculous Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR Legolas: SON OF MALLOR Legolas: SON OF BELEG Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH Aragorn: Legolas Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR Aragorn: Legolas it's fine Legolas: SON OF TARCIL Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR Gimli: finally Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE. Boromir: anything to make you shut up
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani
